Edible Complex

Bacon and eggs. Scrambled. Look less like eggs that way. Don’t care for eggs. Love bacon though. That’s how my day started. Now this.

I’m half a block away from the shithole I had breakfast in, and a lifetime away from where I wanna be, when this psycho jumps on my ride and starts shooting at me. Knew my ex was pissed, but figured her more of a day in court and more alimony than a hired guns kinda girl. Fuck, this’s gonna hurt in the morning. Never shoulda married that pig. Did I mention how much I love bacon?

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